10 Witty and Funny Responses to “How Are You?”

"Living the dream, one cup of coffee at a time."

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"Surviving Monday, the usual battle."

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"If I were any better, I'd be twins."

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"Doing so well, my guardian angel has retired."

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"Trying to be as cool as my coffee thinks I am."

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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."

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"Living the cliché: taking it one day at a time."

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"As fabulous as a cat wearing sunglasses."

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"If I were a cat, I'd be purr-fectly fine."

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"I'm like a fine wine; I get better with whine."

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